AHHH~

OH MY GOD!!!!

I lost my NUFFNANG thing on this blog when I login...

The thing wasn't there...

All my hopes,

all my great plans,

are gonna go crushing on ground.

WHAT DID I DO IN MY PAST LIFE??

Why do you have to treat me like this??

Why did you give me hope and destroy it?

Why,why and why??

I am not liking all these.

Why is making money so hard for me??

However,

I login for the 2nd time just now,

Phew~

luckily the nuffnang thing is still there...

scare me for what????

Blame this on my stupid internet connection..

DO NOT USE IZZI~

sux like hell...

dunno how many times i kena dc ady when my dad pay as usual...

SI bedebah izzi ini~

I wanna go for lunch now,

Gossip Girls

NUFFNANG

I just wasted my whole morning writing crap on this blog,

this is not the most frustrating part,

the frustrating part is where I spent my whole morning writing crap,

and when it was published,

3/4 of the post went disappeared.

I think it's because I am a computer iliterate..

It took me 1.5hours to advertise this NUFFNANG thing..

I thought that's the worst,

mana tau just now when I was writing this post wholeheartedly,

suddenly when I published,

like never publish before.

This is pissing me off...

But for you readers,

I shall bear with it..

Love needs sacrifice.

I know that.

So,hmm...

what did I say just now?

Lemme recall.

Ooooh...

I was talking about the NUFFNANG thing...

My co-blogger and I are desperate for money...

This blog may be insignificant to all of you,

but it means a lot to us,

coz it's gonna be our financial resource..

My co-blogger and I are extremely poor people,

and now we even have to rely on NUFFNANG to earn money.

My co-blogger doesn't have lunch for 90% of her days,

she's far too broke to buy lunch,
tidak berupaya untuk menampung keperluan sendiri yang paling basic. 
While I have my lunch everyday,
that doesn't mean that I am richer.
If you come and observe my food closely,
all I eat is tofu and vege.
That's why I look like one HOT VAMPIRE.
I know that doesn't make a link,
sorry I am too excited when I have this nuffnang thing.
I am gonna earn money,
it may be RM1000,RM10000, RM100000 OR MOREEE~
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA..

Thinking about it is already making me happy...

I bet my co-blogger is thinking what I am thinking,

I will go ask her for feedback later.

So, readers,

we have to rely on you,you and you,

you will be our financial support,

please support and advertise our blog as much as possible.

If my co-blogger and I make a huge profit,

we may come to a deal where each of our blog readers can get a 0.000001% of our total profit,

pretty worth it, right??

Damn a lot.

This is called one stone kill two birds,

we make money sama-sama.

So, please support this blog.

And, with my money,

I am gonna plot a terrorist plan to destroy my uni and all the people associated with it,

I am gonna make it look like a landslide instead of homicide,

I wanna rob them before they die.

And I bet people will believe it's a landslide because

my uni memang suka makan duit,

cut cost here and there...

And they build this plastic so called "I.AM.U".

with all my money...

And that's why I have to blog now to make money,

and this stupid uni make me suffer by recruiting extremely LAME and IDIOTIC people,

with no sense of humour..

The Lameness has been spreading around prevalently,

Thank god my co-blogger and I have partial immunity..

We somehow can't stop them,

there are too many of them..

So, more or less,

we will be slightly affected.

To save me and to help me carry out my plan and to make money,

people,

help us out by promoting this blog...

Thank you once again.

We need money desperately,

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Appreciation...and debate.

Salam sejahtera saya ucapkan kepada pembaca-pembaca blog ini.

This is the co-blogger. I think I might as well keep that as my name from now on, I'm referred to as co-blogger so very often.
So yes, hello. :)
This post is merely to thank all of you for reading this blog, and for making our statistics increase drastically each and every day.
Pretty unexpected considering we aren't linked to that many blogs out there. And we have no advertisements.

The reason I do not blog as much as my colleague is merely because I'm the gossip monger. ;)
And as of right now, there doesn't seem to be much gossip floating around IMU circles.
'Tis been a quiet, scandal-free few weeks.

Speaking of IMU, Diwali Nite is tonight.
Whos going? We're still currently debating whether we should go watch our uni-mates jump around on stage and make fools of themselves to a horrible horrible selection of songs,
...or whether we should spend our time doing something more...shall we say, productive?
To go or not to go. Hmm.

We shall decide when we decide. ;)
Lau you guys!

You know you love us,

xoxo

Gossip Girls ;)

Hot Girl and Cinapek

Yesterday,

I went somewhere with someone who is close,

yet not so close to me,

Anyway,

I saw a HAWT gal there.

She's playing pool.

Aiya you know, the 6-holed table with 15 small, round, multi-coloured balls.

Then, people play by hitting the balls with processed wood into the holes.

Like that also syok,

Haihz...

Nowadays punya people fikiran memang bermasalah,

and I am one of them.

Back to my main topic,

that HAWT  gal's shorts was somewhat this length.

SEXY leh...

I tengok pun air liur meleleh~

I got no idea what is my sex tendency,

I just know that I kept staring at her.

She wearing low cut tube top somemore to play pool...

Fuiyoh,

her legs pun damn sexy...

Except the fact that she damn short,

and she needs that pair of gladiator style high heels to increase her legs' length.

Anyway,she still sexy la..

Wear like that go play pool,

guys get seduced,

girls get jealous,

she sure win punya ma...

See,she got brains and beauty.

I like =)

On the other hand,

got some other pro middle-aged Cinapek,

looks like some typical Cinapek only,

but never judge a book by its cover.

He was playing pool alone,

air yang tenang jangan disangka tak ada buaya,

when he's playing,

no one can beat him.

Whichever ball he hits, 100% masuk.

Tak de kebarangkalian 0%.

Must be some international player lor...

Pro like hell,

No wonder he's playing alone.

Coz no one else can beat him.

PRO CINAPEK.

Stalker of HOT GAL and CINAPEK.

Gossip Girls

Thank you,readers!!

On this very happening evening,

I found out that this blog's views have been increasing tremendously.

(p.s.Without advertising it like someone else does.)

My tears are drowning me now.

Saya sangat terharu.

Lemme express my gratitude here on behalf of my co-blogger and myself.

~THANK YOU,TERIMA KASIH,XIE XIE~

I know you all lau us,

and we lau you too....

plz refer to the post "I LAU YOU",

if you dunno wat is LAU.

Thanks for your support.

I lau this blog's readers,

Gossip Girls

The Shoulderless Woman

I can't take this anymore.

My co-blogger asked me to view someone's photo on fb few days back.

I turned out to be freaking tak puas after viewing her photos.

Like what my previous post said,

Life is Unfair,Very.

This is about another bitch that I memang dun like since centuries ago.

My gang and I call her "The Shoulderless Woman".

She memang dun have shoulders.

During my high school time,

we, girls, usually wear pinafore.

Fortunately,her shoulders look like kena sliced off before,

which results in descending slopes of her shoulders.

Therefore, most of the time,

the straps of her pinafore will look like this.

Sliding off both her shoulders.

You may think she is sexy in this way,

but, I can tell ya,

her body figure is deformed in whichever part.

Just that her shoulders undergo more serious damage.

And, recently, she joined Cheerleading.

I always dislike cheerleading because they always shout out of nowhere for no reason,

now I hate cheerleaders even more.

With her disproportionate shoulders and fat thighs,

she become a cheerleader.

What world is this??

I damn tak puas...

Not that I not fat,

but at least I got shoulders.

I not as kiasu as her as well.

She used to get a namelist of the whole class,

and jot down every single person's results,

later she will calculate everyone's average marks,

and make her own table of the academic ranking,

just to know what position is she.

And she stole my exam paper during recess time to know what marks I got for that particular paper.

I know all of you can feel the ketakpuasan for me now.TQ.

Damn annoying, right??

I noticed something as well,

whenever she poses for photos,

her poses will always be like this.

With hands behind her back,

HOW DISCIPLINED~

Memang la,

teacher punya anak ma...

Her mother had/has nose hair protruding from her nostrils.

Yer,Damn disgusting,I know.

I shall stop here because I dun wanna continue any further.

I might be lying in the Intensive Care Unit if I proceed further.

So, buh-bye.

I hate that shoulderless girl,

Gossip Girls

Life is Unfair, Very...

Today isn't a good day for me,

everything is about sui-ness.

I drove to my useless uni for nothing,

except the fact that I wasted my car petrol and my money for the toll.

Class was cancelled with a note on that damn ciplak door,

"Class cancelled.Lecturer on medical leave."

Tq very much for informing me in such conventional way,

when you people just know the existence of pen and paper.

I just wanna say,

I LAU IMU.

Yesh, I lau IMU.

Anyway, why is life so unfair??
Because I saw 3 dogs sitting in a Toyota Harrier.
1 of the dogs not naked summor,
the owner had just became a driver for 3 dogs
She dropped them at the playground,leaving them to enjoy themselves.
And my poor life has never qualified me to sit in a Harrier.
Kesian me, I am incomparable to that 3dogs.
I am back to me emoness.

I don't fancy Harriers anymore.

Call me the Emo girl,

Gossip Girls

I WANT PEACE

I am going crazy...

What's wrong with those people??

I have had sleepless nights..

How am I gonna sleep with fireworks buat bising in the air every night??

OMG, you people can burn your own houses and I don't care.

But plz don't disturb me.

Dahla I mood tak baik,

u people pulak create noise in the air...

This is so sound pollution.

If this is how Deepavali supposed to be,

I rather there is no Deepavali.

Life is so miserable for me these few days.

Even now, I still can hear fireworks punya sound.

And,to all the adil, bersih dan cekap abang polis,

do something plz,

police station is just opposite my area,

takkan tak boleh dengar??

cekap lagi~

Sila tangkap kesemua orang yang langgar undang-undang Malaysia yang luhur dan mulia ini.

What did I do in the past life??

Kindly leave me in peace.

AIYO..i freaking geram now.

While I blog,still can hear fireworks in the background.

Fireworks can be pretty, yet annoying and devastating.

I can't take it anymore,

Gossip Girls

I Lau You

Hello dear readers,

This is the co-blogger mentioned so very often in the posts below.

Miss me?

I shall continue the rant on our IMU lecturers.

I really had a good laugh at Ms Wong (as mentioned in the post below).

However, since my co-blogger has already told you as much as you need to know, I shall continue with the other lecturers.

First off..SC, our behavioural science lecturer.

He was lecturing us on sex, and he kept using the word love.

Only he didn't pronounce it as luv, he pronounced it lau.

Say it with me.

Lau.

I lau you.

And our Sri Lankan anatomy lecturer who says com-pear, not compare.

And our Burmese lecturers...one who thinks hes fluent in English and rattles off everything so fast that it all sound like a stream of gibberish.

And the other one who is so completely inadequate at language that it takes him a whole ten minutes to form ONE sentence in English.

One thing they all have in common, and this includes ALL the other lecturers unmentioned,

is that they all try to mimic either the UK or the American accent.

And sound so bloody fake in their attempts at it too.

A piece of advice to IMU admin,

if you're so into this being an English speaking campus, how 'bout you get us lecturers who can speak a form of English we understand?

Completely fed up,

Gossip Girls

MultiFUCKtorial

Nowadays, we always have poor quality lecturers.

I always have lousy lecturers.

Today,

My co-blogger and I spent our precious 1 hour laughing at the lecturer,

We made the lecture interesting ourselves.

I shall call this lecturer Ms. W.

She's talking about some drugs la,

which I don't bother.

I think she's trying very hard to pronounce every single word,

at the same time,

she's trying to speak her Engrish fluently.

This results in a very irregular pattern of her vocal tone.

And of course,

some gila basic grammar errors and her weird pronounciation.

I was semi-conscious in the lecture theatre,

until I heard multiFUCKtorial~

Aiyo,bless Ms. W~

Then, she said "You have to worried".

I think she's the one who has to WORRIED  about her engrish.

Later,she said," You have to be really,really,really CAUTION."

wOW,we really gotta be CAUTION with your multiFUCKtorial.

Oo,she did say "pregnancy lady".

O-O

Ms. W was telling us about "renal" excrete urine.

My co-blogger was like "renal"??

So, all of us have two RENALS,rmb,not kidneys.

Finally,do you have THE QUESTIEN to ask??

we laughed like giler,

my co-blogger punya uterus nearly fell out.

Ohoh,

and someone came in and interrupted our class,

that random fella was looking for my batch punya orang la~

dunno 4what random reason.

Then, before the random fella left,

he said "thank you,PROFESSOR!!"

OMG,dis woman not even professor la~

pharmacist I think..

The kraziest part,this woman damn syok sendiri,

she started smiling 2herself,

the biggest smile I have ever seen in my life,

bagai bunga yang mekar..

Can stuff 1 whale into her mouth sudah.

She was so excited and can't stop smiling to herself.

Bloody pervert~

Oh, havn't finish story yet,

at the end of every slide,

she will say "tsk".

My co-blogger was like,"Mouse click or what?"

I think that's the sign of her expressing her satisfaction after finish reading each slide.

Aiya...we should have recorded whatever she said,

and complain to the uni,

ask them for refund,

increase fees lagi...

Nevermind,there's always 2nd chance.

Making fun of Ms.W,

Gossip Girls

B.O.S.A.N

I terlalu bosan dan moliu right now.

Till I go to the extent of viewing BF'S blog.

For those who dunno who is BF,

go view the previous post plz.

I think she has a blog.

Now I am tracing her blog.

Tunggu kejap.

muahaha...i memang genius.

Managed to cari her damn blog ady...

I know I am wasting time doing useless things,

but life is like this.

that BITCH sounded very emo in her blog,

she said not a single day is happy in her life,

she's just faking her smile.

Then,she must be a bloody lousy teruk actress.

coz I can see her fakeness behind that bitch face.

Aiyer...damn a lot of chinese words in her blog la,

I dun understand what is she talking oso.

In conclusion,

she's acting as a very pathetic person to get sympathy from others.

People like her is just wasting oxygen on earth.

She said she dun wanna pretend anymore in 99% of her posts,

Got meh??

She still shows that muka masam face in front of me everyday.

F*ck her~
I think I calar my face or kena simbah dengan acid,
I also prettier than her.
I am perasan for real,
only for this time,
probably not.

Why am I getting pissed over such idiot??

Waste my energy 1%.

She should be honoured den.

I noticed something,

I damn good at bitching about people.

Good Good~

Aren't you people happy for me??

Bored to death,

Gossip Girls

I mau

I was reading some newspaper this morning.

And guess what?I saw some interesting article which I would like to share with you all.

Look at this.

MAN VENDING MACHINE!!!

very creative and innovative hor??

Anyway,this machine is created by Flossie company situated in New Zealand.

There are 6 buttons for you to press.

But you gotta choose the right one.

6flavours are provided,

romantic,action,rich,classic,foreigh,perfect.

You can choose any except perfect,

or else you are gonna get a vibrator,instead of men.

Damn potong stim,

if me,

sure kena con for the 1st time.

Aiya,just press on 1 button except the perfect button la,

then some hottie will walk out of the vending machine,

give you flowers and a big hug,

possibly he will be taking you for a date as well.

TADAA~SYOK hor??

Can this Flossie company export their man vending machines here??

I will give full support by

spending all my money and time

pressing the buttons.

I will buang my whole hati in this machine..

I want my own Man Vending Machine,

Gossip Girls

HEELS

It's 9a.m. now,

and I am bored as usual.

Despite the fact that I have endless homeworks.

Hmm....I still havn't think of a topic to blog about.

Ok,I already have one issue in mind to share with you readers.

I dah berjaya cari picture yang saya nak.

Yesterday I was flipping through some fashion magazine when I was waiting for my father at the supermarket.

If I am not wrong,

it should be Marie Claire.

I was impressed when I see few pictures.

I shall let the pictures do the talking.

MOHAWK HEELS~

(think it's Prada)

I dunno whether this is nice or ugly,

I am confused by nowadays' fashion trend.

But I gotta say,this is really creative.

And I like creative, peculiar things.

I shall intro you to the next.

This is from Louis Vuitton.

The colour is a bit different from the one I saw.

But,the structure is still the same.

And I notice something,

Recently, many of the LV models on the runway are wearing this kind of heels.

This is called the RIBBON+SCULPTED HEELS...

I dunno what to comment on this as well.

But it looks kinda luxurious,

don't you think so??

Fashion is so amazing and weird at the same time.

I saw this picture when I was browsing through the LV collection.

Damn complicated, hor??

I like the one on the top left corner.

These ETHNIC BEADING HEELS

have been spotted being worn by a number of celebrities.

Celebrities like complicated things, just like their lives.

Prada RUFFLED HEELS.

Can see the end of the heels??

Wings growing at the end...

This looks horrible to me.

I am annoyed now.

I can't find the picture of green boots I saw yesterday.

They are really fabulous~you should see them.

Anway,

look what I found.

ELF INSPIRED GREEN BOOT!!!

Cute leh~

Comel betul....

OK,that's all for today~

I malas want cari that green boot pic anymore.

Bai Bai.

Heels' Fan,

Gossip Girl(s)

THE BF

I am supposed to do my homework now.

I simply can't concentrate.

Today my co-blogger is on leave.

I shall forgive her due to a very solid reason.

Thou she's on leave almost everyday.

Readers for this blog has been increasing,

thou not a very significant amount,

but thanks a lot for your support.

Everyone of you contributes to the future success of this blog.

I sound damn pitiful here...

But true enough,this blog is a sadistic masterpiece.

Anyway, back to the main reason of why is this blog created,

I am gonna bitch about people today.

I feel uneasy without bitching about people for so many days.

I don't know how I survived through.

Nevermind,

TODAY I shall menegakkan keadilan dan meluahkan perasaan geram saya..

I shall intro to you the BITCH FACE(BF).

Ever since her presence in my life, my world turns to be DULL and complicated.
No more colours.
I wish I can pull her tongue straight out from her mouth and stuff it into her eye sockets, after I dig her eyeballs out.
Before I express my hatred towards her further, I shall tell you stories first to make you all hate her as well.

" 1.BF is a girl in my course.I know her through a friend last year. I really regret for knowing her. I was just too innocent at that time. Anyway, at the beginning when I first know her, I will smile and say hi to her since I know basic manners. However, it seems like I was only communicating with a low class creature that doesn't understand human language and gestures. That BF just stared at me and walked straight into the toilet. I always see her outside the toilet, probably her personality suits the surrounding there. Bagai isi dengan kuku. Good for her.

2. Back to my main topic, BF seems to enjoy flirting with guys. I call her a sexist person. Sexist towards own gender, that's why she's the BITCH FACE. It seems like she has established a gang later ,which the yang amount is definitely larger than the yin, very unbalanced yin yang ratio,I must say. And, she rarely talk to girls, except the two galfrenz of hers. And in the own gang of hers, the guys are mostly desperados and perasan people, whom I dislike as well.

3. When she's with her friends, including my friend who intro-ed her to me, she will say hi to me for sure, and with that stupid fuckup smile on her face. And when she's alone, she dun give a damn about me. Bloody pretender.

4. BF dislikes a girl that acts cute, but she ain't no better. Simply because almost every single picture of her posted on her facebook or her blog or whatever, she shows that victory sign. I am gonna chop off your fingers one day when you are sleeping like a pig. That act cute face of hers makes me wanna puke. Thank god, I am immuned to these kind of photos.

5. BF thinks that she's hot when she's not. Hello, having a boyfriend doesn't mean that you are pricey. And, look at your boyfriend, if you don't tell me he's a human, I won't know. Plz don't forget, your boyfriend did make effortSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS  to dump you.

6. BF flaunts her results everywhere by passing her results slip around when she got a good grade. She f*cking cry in the toilet when her results are not as expected. Told you, her personality suits the toilet's environment. Wish you will be stuck in there forever. And, she shows off her muscles that she gained after playing squash. WOW, I am so impressed by that extra piece of flesh there.                                           "

Hmm...so how do you all think of BF after my stories??

All of you have to hate her after reading this post,

or else bad luck is gonna haunt you for 7 years.

A person like her deserved to be slashed in her face till I witness blood dripping all over her face like waterfall.

Acid should be poured over her fresh facial wounds,

to increase her misery.

Hand her a mirror after all these pleasurable procedures,

to complete the process.

From my understanding of her,

she will...

COMMIT SUICIDE.

Bagus, this is the ending I want.

And thereby, I will be celebrating the deserved death.

Muahaha..muahahaha...muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.........

The enemy that BF should fear,

GOSSIP GIRL(S)

Happy Mooncake Festival!!!

Today is one of my favourite days...

Because it's MOONCAKE FESTIVAL!!!

Know why I like this day???

 I shall reveal my answers.

Tadaa~coz got kuih bulan...

Snowskin mooncake,kuih bulan tercinta saya~Muaxx Muaxx.

I mau makan but I pokkai:(

My mother made btw.

So,still not that bad.

Thou I pokkai, I still know how mooncakes taste like.

Of couse on this particular day,we need some nice moonlight to shine through our lives.

But every year,I see nothing.

Hopefully,this year's moon won't disappoint me.

And,please,strictly no raining.

Orelse,damn potong stim.

And my heart will be shattered into million pieces,

bagai kaca terhempas ke atas batu.

I will be darn emo~

No more playing

Chinese lanterns...

and

Burning candles....

that would be sad because I enjoy watching flames.

What matters most is I can't spend my quality time with my buddies.

Kawan sejati saya...AWWW,I am being very thoughtful here.

Anyway,to those that have to celebrate alone,

TOO BAD~

you can choose to light one candle in your room to syok sendiri,

Probably ada werewolves to accompany you.siapa tau??

But I believe,

distance can't separate one self from family, friends and your loved ones,

because love brings us closer.

Mooncake Fan,

Gossip Girls

Rambut a.k.a Hair

I have decided to change the font colour because I am bored of the previous colour.

I believe my co-blogger has explained to you all why she can't blog these few days.

Kindly forgive her as she has been very busy currently.

It's okay,you still have me to entertain you.

I shall write something about myself today.

This is my 3rd post in a day's time.

hohoho..I memang pro blogger.

tqtq.

Look at this hairstyle, nice boh??

I want this kind of rambut,

but I ain't got MONEY.

$$$matters most.haih...

Anyway,I think this woman is the celebrity with scandals of her  having a young bf when she actually has a kid.

And,currently undergoing divorce dgn husbandnya yang juga celebrity,

for you information.

I hate this kind of hair, it's so lifeless.

It's like placing a mop on someone's head.

But a lot of girls nowadays like to straighten their hair,

this shows people in this century(except the 1%) has low taste.

My personal favourite,

BOB haircut.

Cute leh??xpxp

I fancy rich curls too..looks SEXY.

But not to this extent..

This looks like someone who just ran out from an area being bombed.

Sorry,Halle Berry.

Hey dude,I bet you are embarassed with such hair.

This looks like lawyer punya rambut.

There,the thing they wear in court..

The fucking ugly thing.

But this model quite hot. 0.0

Random girl,

Gossip Girls