Euthanasia

I am very much willing to accept all the terms to undergo euthanasia,
if I were to be offered one.
Whatever informed or verbal consent,
you don't have to ask for mine,
that's just a totalwaste of time.
Just bring that goddamn form to me,
and I will sign in without a moment's hesitation.
I think I am wasting my own life,
the miserable part is my life is not enjoyable,
but full of torture,
which means idiotic people appear everywhere in my life.
I wish they make more sense when they talk and act.
Everyone is just being fake in the bloody confined space, so called IMU.
And as days passed,
I slowly develop claustrophobia,
I tried to escape,
but I can't,
claustrophobia due to its people,
which makes the place sux like hell...
My life is like a piece of wood floating in the middle of a polluted sea,
in the midst of rubbish and dead fishes.

Screw IMU and its people,
-Gossip Girls-

Feeling HAWTT

Am so HAWTT till the extent where whichever living creature who comes near me will be burnt alive,

The sun has to hide and give way to me whenever I go on streets,

My fragrant body scent attracts butterflies,

Flowers get jealous of me,

Fugly girls get jealous of me,

Hot chics get jealous of me,

even Megan Fox envies me,

and Angeline Jolie calls me her sister.

Paris Hilton would just prefer to lock herself in her room,

when she sees me.

I hate it when I have to tell people that I am Hawt,

don't people have eyes to see??

Such retarded brains they have.
Such morons they are.

Isn't my hotness rising your temperature?

Want a kiss on my lips?

Wanna hold me by my hips?
Hey you,hands off me...
Do not approach me before you melt.

So am I,
a highly inflammable material.

Am on fire,

-gossip girls-

Wanting to kill

I am really, really , really sick of attention seekers in my uni.

There are self-obsessed people who can shoot million of videos about themselves.

And brag about unnecessary things like finish making a paper book cover.

Something small will be over over exaggerated,

to make themselves sound great,

Not to forget, 

to those idiots out there,

stop taking pictures and post them everywhere on facebook,

with the same freaking smile and stupid finger-in-cheeks poses.

You just look deformed in there.

Do you need someone to tell you that?

And screw your bloody make up,

it's like if it rains the amount of makeup you put on,

the land called Malaysia will tenggelam,

and sink to the underwater world.

All of us are gonna be petroleum or gas asli million years later.

And some mat sallehs will probably establish some modern SHTI

(Syarikat Hindia Timur Barat)

on our beloved sinked Malaysia.

It's such an eyesore,

when you have to look at people who are not hot,

but self perasan hottie,

each step they take in front of me,

I feel like pulling their hair all the way to the back till their necks break,

and chop their legs off.

Screw you,

please do not parade in front of me early in the morning.

My poor brain which is about to start analyze things,

will just turn off automatically,

and goes into malfunction,

the moment I sense you from thousand miles away.

Words can't describe it all,

I wish I can slash you all to death, with this.

And I will start by scratching your face with my biggest force,

until I get satisfied...

And hand you a mirror,

so you can die by seeing yourself.

I love to torture people.

People who are deserved to be tortured.

The ultimate torturer,

-Gossip Girls-

I can't take it ANYMORE

Things and people around me are driving me crazy~

I am fed up of seeing fake and emo people,

and people who think that they themselves are very great.

I hate myself for not being cruel enough,

for not being evil enough.

I can't stand those bitches anymore.

Fake people,

who suck up to people who has the most attention.

People using each other.

People who show emo face inappropriately during inappropriate time,at inappropriate places,

in front of irrelevant people to the reason of his or her emoness.

And, wear on that stupid fucking smiling shining face when they are in good mood,

posing in front of the camera,

with different kind of self-thought cute but publicly recognized annoying poses.

I felt like puking.

I wish I can just say that right in front of their faces.

I am freaking fed up of all these.

What has happened to the world today??

Can't the world produce perfect people like us???

Can't the world build rehabilitation centres for these stupid people??

Now I know why is there a serious economy downturn.

Speaking about my uni ppl,

seriously gone case...

Msia will be undergoing recession again, again, again and again...

With the presence of my uni ppl.

I guarantee you.

100% guaranteed.

This is what I am gonna do soon or later.

To burn fake and emo people alive,

and leave no remains.

Let my hatred vanish while the fire burns.

(Fed Up)er,

-Gossip Girls-

We Hate Emo People

For the record, this post isn't about flaming people who dress according to the emo style/look/fashion/wtv. 

We like these people. They're hot.

What we are flaming in today's post are people who are emo in terms of personality.

We hate people who walk around with long faces and blame everyone else for everything.

If you're in a bad mood about something, don't take it out on other people.

No one deserves to be someone else's punching bag.

If you come and tell us why you're emo, we'll listen.

If you come and show face to us and project your anger about something else on us, we'd just walk away.

None of us deserve to be treated like that.

Buy a fucking punching bag or go scream into your pillow. Maybe that way you might actually end up keeping what little friends you have.

In hope of an emo-less idiot-free world, 

xoxo

Gossip Girls

The Wrath of a Mighty Demi-God

Apologies for abandoning this blog for so long.

I've been busy.

They should create a new commandment.

'Thou shalt not pile workload on awesome beings'

It really is a sin.

They give me work. WORK.

When what they really should be doing is waiting on me hand and foot and fanning me with those big peacock-feather fans.

They should acknowledge me as their ruler, their highness, the epitome of all that is great.

But nooooooo, they make ME work.

They will be punished in the afterlife. No redemption.

Best part is, after all the work that I did, they can ask me. ME. to come back the next day and help out with other people's workload.

Well, excuse me.

Do I fucking look like Mother Theresa?!

DO I LOOK LIKE I WANT TO HELP PEOPLE DO WORK THEY SHOULD HAVE FINISHED THEMSELVES?!

I can completely understand how they couldn't finish their work.

Lesser beings are not known for their speed.

But for someone the level of my doormat to ask ME to do their work for them
...someone call Zeus. Imma need his thunderbolts.

You'd better acknowledge my greatness or I'll shoot you, 

xoxo,

Gossip Girls.

t.o.a.d

I hate fat people who dress up inappropriately.

Looks like just got raped. 

And the victim is not even pretty.

I know you are fat,

but there are lots of clothes with sufficient cloth,

Dun wear something that you can't fit in,

and make yourself look like a wrapped fat mummy.

I am sick of you blogging about yourself being awesome,

and smart,

when you are a 100% failure in everything.

Even if you get the highest average in your class before,

It's not that you are smart,

it's just that your ex-classmates are just as stupid as you.

Stop telling people you are gonna do two courses at a time,

screw you,

I can do actuarial science and engineering when I am studying medic too.

And I can excel in everything if you think you are the only one.

Go look at the mirror before you praise yourself to godlike level.

I am sick of ignorant people like you.

Am pissed,

-gossip girls-

The Emo Moose

Poor me~

For the past few days, 

I was stuck with some emo kid.

I hate emo ppl,

I hate them all,

who doesn't??

She's such a bitch,

no matter where she goes,

it is forever that stupid emo expression on her face.

Felt like slapping her,

If I could,

I definitely will.

But my actions are restricted due to social obligation.(Quote from my co-blogger)

Does she know the meaning of smile?

She's such an idiot~

I think her facial nerve development is abnormal.

Or her impulse were all sent to the emo receptor.

She just can't smile....

Ya, therefore,

she looks like one moose according to my co-blogger,

I agree wholeheartedly.

If she doesn't smile anymore, 

she's gonna look like a pug

Actually she memang looks like this now.

Just that this pug is cute,

she's not...

She's way more stupid than a newborn,

doesn't know how to react to what ppl say...

So, she will just go emo at 1 corner.

WTF la~

Emo ppl sux,

-Gossip girl(s)-

The hemorrhaged girl

As you can see,

I am writing all these words in red, 

and this means I have found another new enemy of mine.

Another reason why is it red,

simply because my new enemy has something to do with the colour red.

Apparently, 

she's suffering from some hemorrhage in the eye...

That's why she's always covering her eye with streaks of dry hair.

What a bitch~

OH, for those that do not know what is hemorrhage,

it means internal bleeding.

YA, IT LOOKS SOMEWHAT LIKE THIS.

UGLY rite??

yep, suits ugly people,

with ugly attitude.

Can you imagine talking to a stuck-up bitch who just won't listen to you,

no matter what you say and how many times you say the same thing,

it's like talking to hmmm...

a hemorrhaged eye,

that's the worst thing I can think of right now.

Blardie fucking bitch.

Hello, with a bf that has a smashed head,

doesn't make you a queen~

Nevermind,

I guess your hemorrhaged eye affects your thinking.

Anti-hemorrhaged people,

GOSSIP GIRL(s)

TSOO

Upon special request,

I am gonna caci one of those people from my uni now.

Let's call him The SELF -OBSESSED ONE (TSOO).

He gets jealous when he sees me doin quizzes on facebook.

And he will start calling me annoying.

WTF...does that bother you??

Hello, it's my life and I don't need you to approve whatever that I am doing.

And it's my facebook wall.

Not YOURS.

And you call liking every single person's posts NOT ANNOYING...

And you call me a busybody,

when you and your gang actually stalk and gossip about every single girl in the campus.

And you tried to act like a hot vampire,

due to your obsession about Twilight,

eww hell no, plz..

Anyway, you can be Robert Pattinson,

coz he sure as hell ugly to me~

The malnourished one...

And you freaking like to camwhore,

despite that you are a guy~

Bloody hell..

Stop acting cute, coz eventually,

you will stil FAIL~

No matter how hard you try.

So, FUCK OFF from my facebook wall!!!

Fed up of TSOO,

Gossip Girl(s)

Back with jokes

Old woman with a baby

With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family. When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says, "Not yet."

A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again the mother says, "Not yet."

Finally they say, "When can we see the baby?"

And the mother says, "When the baby cries."

So they ask, "Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?"

The new mother says, "I forgot where I put it."

Blonde questions answered

Q: Why do blondes look up and smile at the lightning?
A:  They think someone is taking their picture.

Q: Why do blondes have square breasts?
A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box!!

Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them,but never see any.

Q: Why can't blondes count to 70?
A: 69 is a bit mouthful.

Q: Why did a blonde put her finger on the nail before hammering?
A: Because the noise gave her a headache.

Hairspray

A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man,as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become to the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead.

The driver felt so awful, he began to cry. A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying at the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."

The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit.

Miracously the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two human and hopped down the road. 50years away, the rabbit stopped, turned around,waved and hopped down the road. Another 50yards, turned, waved and hopped another 50yards. The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could it be in that woman's spray can!!

He ran over to the woman and asked her," What is in your spray can? What did you spray onto that rabbit?"

The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said: "Hairspray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent waves."

Panda

A panda walks into the bar and asks the bartenders for a meal.  When the meal finally arrives, he eats it quickly, then shoots a drunk, and leaves the bar. 

A patron walks over to the bartender and asks, " What was that all about?"

The bartender replies," Look up 'panda" in the dictionary, pal."

And so, the patron retrieves his Webster's dictionary from his coat pocket and looks up the word 'panda'.

"What's it say?"asks the bartender.

The patron replies with a grin," Eats shoots and leaves."

Briefcase

A surgeon was retiring from his long and rewarding career, as a specialist in circumcision. Throughout his career, he had saved the foreskins of his patients in specimen jars as momento, and now wished to fashion them into a souvenir. 

So, he brought his hundreds of specimens to the leathersmith, and asked him to craft an article of fine artistic quality. "I'll see what I can do," says the artisan, "Check back with me in one week."

The surgeon returned one week later, eager to see what magnificent article the leathersmith had made for him. The leathersmith presented him a wallet. 

"All those foreskins and you only make me a wallet?" exclaimed the surgeon.

The leathersmith replied, "Yes, but if you stroke it, it becomes a briefcase."

Puppy

Mom and Dad were taking young Billy for a walk through the park one sunny afternoon when all of a sudden, in the bushes a short distance away, Billy spots two dogs going at it. Billy says, " Dad, what are they doing?" The Dad responds after some quick thinking, "Why son, they're making a puppy."

Later that night, Billy was thirsty and got out of bed to get a glass of water. As he walked in his mum and dad's room, he heard some noise and looked in only to find them going at it. Billy shouts, "Daddy, what are you doing?" The father, quite embarassed, replies "Why Billy, we're making a baby." "Quick, turn her over..."declares Billy, "I want a puppy!"  

Hope you enjoy the jokes,

Gossip Girls

Call me THE EMO+EVIL GIRL

Sorry people,

I have not been blogging for 1 week,

because I am sick and am definitely not in good mood.

 I know I sound emo right now,

thou I hate emo bloggers.

 I shall spread my sadness around.

I wanna drag the whole world  to emo together with me.

Let's mourn for the people or whatever that you have lost for this 1 minute.

This old woman looks like she has lost everything in her life,

I feel so too.

Mari, we sama-sama emo together.

Fuck those bastards in my uni,

I don't give a damn anymore.

Come challenge me,

I fear nothing.

Let feelings of hatred grow in flames.

You all turn me into such person.

Beware,I may be around you,

tearing every single piece of  your flesh and your mind .

When you all realized,

it's already too late.

By the way,

I am getting sicker and sicker as days passed,

because of these stupid idiots that hurt me too much.

Nevermind,

now i shall recover as soon as possible,

and get back to my revenge plans.

I will live as a pure evil person starting from today.

I can't wait to be evil,

Gossip Girls

AHHH~

OH MY GOD!!!!

I lost my NUFFNANG thing on this blog when I login...

The thing wasn't there...

All my hopes,

all my great plans,

are gonna go crushing on ground.

WHAT DID I DO IN MY PAST LIFE??

Why do you have to treat me like this??

Why did you give me hope and destroy it?

Why,why and why??

I am not liking all these.

Why is making money so hard for me??

However,

I login for the 2nd time just now,

Phew~

luckily the nuffnang thing is still there...

scare me for what????

Blame this on my stupid internet connection..

DO NOT USE IZZI~

sux like hell...

dunno how many times i kena dc ady when my dad pay as usual...

SI bedebah izzi ini~

I wanna go for lunch now,

Gossip Girls

NUFFNANG

I just wasted my whole morning writing crap on this blog,

this is not the most frustrating part,

the frustrating part is where I spent my whole morning writing crap,

and when it was published,

3/4 of the post went disappeared.

I think it's because I am a computer iliterate..

It took me 1.5hours to advertise this NUFFNANG thing..

I thought that's the worst,

mana tau just now when I was writing this post wholeheartedly,

suddenly when I published,

like never publish before.

This is pissing me off...

But for you readers,

I shall bear with it..

Love needs sacrifice.

I know that.

So,hmm...

what did I say just now?

Lemme recall.

Ooooh...

I was talking about the NUFFNANG thing...

My co-blogger and I are desperate for money...

This blog may be insignificant to all of you,

but it means a lot to us,

coz it's gonna be our financial resource..

My co-blogger and I are extremely poor people,

and now we even have to rely on NUFFNANG to earn money.

My co-blogger doesn't have lunch for 90% of her days,

she's far too broke to buy lunch,
tidak berupaya untuk menampung keperluan sendiri yang paling basic. 
While I have my lunch everyday,
that doesn't mean that I am richer.
If you come and observe my food closely,
all I eat is tofu and vege.
That's why I look like one HOT VAMPIRE.
I know that doesn't make a link,
sorry I am too excited when I have this nuffnang thing.
I am gonna earn money,
it may be RM1000,RM10000, RM100000 OR MOREEE~
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA..

Thinking about it is already making me happy...

I bet my co-blogger is thinking what I am thinking,

I will go ask her for feedback later.

So, readers,

we have to rely on you,you and you,

you will be our financial support,

please support and advertise our blog as much as possible.

If my co-blogger and I make a huge profit,

we may come to a deal where each of our blog readers can get a 0.000001% of our total profit,

pretty worth it, right??

Damn a lot.

This is called one stone kill two birds,

we make money sama-sama.

So, please support this blog.

And, with my money,

I am gonna plot a terrorist plan to destroy my uni and all the people associated with it,

I am gonna make it look like a landslide instead of homicide,

I wanna rob them before they die.

And I bet people will believe it's a landslide because

my uni memang suka makan duit,

cut cost here and there...

And they build this plastic so called "I.AM.U".

with all my money...

And that's why I have to blog now to make money,

and this stupid uni make me suffer by recruiting extremely LAME and IDIOTIC people,

with no sense of humour..

The Lameness has been spreading around prevalently,

Thank god my co-blogger and I have partial immunity..

We somehow can't stop them,

there are too many of them..

So, more or less,

we will be slightly affected.

To save me and to help me carry out my plan and to make money,

people,

help us out by promoting this blog...

Thank you once again.

We need money desperately,

Gossip Girls

Appreciation...and debate.

Salam sejahtera saya ucapkan kepada pembaca-pembaca blog ini.

This is the co-blogger. I think I might as well keep that as my name from now on, I'm referred to as co-blogger so very often.
So yes, hello. :)
This post is merely to thank all of you for reading this blog, and for making our statistics increase drastically each and every day.
Pretty unexpected considering we aren't linked to that many blogs out there. And we have no advertisements.

The reason I do not blog as much as my colleague is merely because I'm the gossip monger. ;)
And as of right now, there doesn't seem to be much gossip floating around IMU circles.
'Tis been a quiet, scandal-free few weeks.

Speaking of IMU, Diwali Nite is tonight.
Whos going? We're still currently debating whether we should go watch our uni-mates jump around on stage and make fools of themselves to a horrible horrible selection of songs,
...or whether we should spend our time doing something more...shall we say, productive?
To go or not to go. Hmm.

We shall decide when we decide. ;)
Lau you guys!

You know you love us,

xoxo

Gossip Girls ;)

Hot Girl and Cinapek

Yesterday,

I went somewhere with someone who is close,

yet not so close to me,

Anyway,

I saw a HAWT gal there.

She's playing pool.

Aiya you know, the 6-holed table with 15 small, round, multi-coloured balls.

Then, people play by hitting the balls with processed wood into the holes.

Like that also syok,

Haihz...

Nowadays punya people fikiran memang bermasalah,

and I am one of them.

Back to my main topic,

that HAWT  gal's shorts was somewhat this length.

SEXY leh...

I tengok pun air liur meleleh~

I got no idea what is my sex tendency,

I just know that I kept staring at her.

She wearing low cut tube top somemore to play pool...

Fuiyoh,

her legs pun damn sexy...

Except the fact that she damn short,

and she needs that pair of gladiator style high heels to increase her legs' length.

Anyway,she still sexy la..

Wear like that go play pool,

guys get seduced,

girls get jealous,

she sure win punya ma...

See,she got brains and beauty.

I like =)

On the other hand,

got some other pro middle-aged Cinapek,

looks like some typical Cinapek only,

but never judge a book by its cover.

He was playing pool alone,

air yang tenang jangan disangka tak ada buaya,

when he's playing,

no one can beat him.

Whichever ball he hits, 100% masuk.

Tak de kebarangkalian 0%.

Must be some international player lor...

Pro like hell,

No wonder he's playing alone.

Coz no one else can beat him.

PRO CINAPEK.

Stalker of HOT GAL and CINAPEK.

Gossip Girls

Thank you,readers!!

On this very happening evening,

I found out that this blog's views have been increasing tremendously.

(p.s.Without advertising it like someone else does.)

My tears are drowning me now.

Saya sangat terharu.

Lemme express my gratitude here on behalf of my co-blogger and myself.

~THANK YOU,TERIMA KASIH,XIE XIE~

I know you all lau us,

and we lau you too....

plz refer to the post "I LAU YOU",

if you dunno wat is LAU.

Thanks for your support.

I lau this blog's readers,

Gossip Girls

The Shoulderless Woman

I can't take this anymore.

My co-blogger asked me to view someone's photo on fb few days back.

I turned out to be freaking tak puas after viewing her photos.

Like what my previous post said,

Life is Unfair,Very.

This is about another bitch that I memang dun like since centuries ago.

My gang and I call her "The Shoulderless Woman".

She memang dun have shoulders.

During my high school time,

we, girls, usually wear pinafore.

Fortunately,her shoulders look like kena sliced off before,

which results in descending slopes of her shoulders.

Therefore, most of the time,

the straps of her pinafore will look like this.

Sliding off both her shoulders.

You may think she is sexy in this way,

but, I can tell ya,

her body figure is deformed in whichever part.

Just that her shoulders undergo more serious damage.

And, recently, she joined Cheerleading.

I always dislike cheerleading because they always shout out of nowhere for no reason,

now I hate cheerleaders even more.

With her disproportionate shoulders and fat thighs,

she become a cheerleader.

What world is this??

I damn tak puas...

Not that I not fat,

but at least I got shoulders.

I not as kiasu as her as well.

She used to get a namelist of the whole class,

and jot down every single person's results,

later she will calculate everyone's average marks,

and make her own table of the academic ranking,

just to know what position is she.

And she stole my exam paper during recess time to know what marks I got for that particular paper.

I know all of you can feel the ketakpuasan for me now.TQ.

Damn annoying, right??

I noticed something as well,

whenever she poses for photos,

her poses will always be like this.

With hands behind her back,

HOW DISCIPLINED~

Memang la,

teacher punya anak ma...

Her mother had/has nose hair protruding from her nostrils.

Yer,Damn disgusting,I know.

I shall stop here because I dun wanna continue any further.

I might be lying in the Intensive Care Unit if I proceed further.

So, buh-bye.

I hate that shoulderless girl,

Gossip Girls

Life is Unfair, Very...

Today isn't a good day for me,

everything is about sui-ness.

I drove to my useless uni for nothing,

except the fact that I wasted my car petrol and my money for the toll.

Class was cancelled with a note on that damn ciplak door,

"Class cancelled.Lecturer on medical leave."

Tq very much for informing me in such conventional way,

when you people just know the existence of pen and paper.

I just wanna say,

I LAU IMU.

Yesh, I lau IMU.

Anyway, why is life so unfair??
Because I saw 3 dogs sitting in a Toyota Harrier.
1 of the dogs not naked summor,
the owner had just became a driver for 3 dogs
She dropped them at the playground,leaving them to enjoy themselves.
And my poor life has never qualified me to sit in a Harrier.
Kesian me, I am incomparable to that 3dogs.
I am back to me emoness.

I don't fancy Harriers anymore.

Call me the Emo girl,

Gossip Girls

I WANT PEACE

I am going crazy...

What's wrong with those people??

I have had sleepless nights..

How am I gonna sleep with fireworks buat bising in the air every night??

OMG, you people can burn your own houses and I don't care.

But plz don't disturb me.

Dahla I mood tak baik,

u people pulak create noise in the air...

This is so sound pollution.

If this is how Deepavali supposed to be,

I rather there is no Deepavali.

Life is so miserable for me these few days.

Even now, I still can hear fireworks punya sound.

And,to all the adil, bersih dan cekap abang polis,

do something plz,

police station is just opposite my area,

takkan tak boleh dengar??

cekap lagi~

Sila tangkap kesemua orang yang langgar undang-undang Malaysia yang luhur dan mulia ini.

What did I do in the past life??

Kindly leave me in peace.

AIYO..i freaking geram now.

While I blog,still can hear fireworks in the background.

Fireworks can be pretty, yet annoying and devastating.

I can't take it anymore,

Gossip Girls