The infamous untold love story

Ever wonder what are the interesting contents for this post?? We are gonnna blurt out some secrets here...Stay tuned, readers. *deng deng deng deng* I am gonna intro to you the two main characters of an INFAMOUS love story today. Let us welcome TFOTC, u must be asking who is this?? Good question, let me make myself  clear. TFOTC is also known as a The Flirt of The Century. She's just some ugly bitch, writing about her here may spoil the atmosphere a little, but it's ok, who doesn't make mistakes??We all should forgive her for one second. Straight to our second character, TMSC, interesting name, don't you all thnk so?? We call him The Mysterious Secret-Collector...For now, we are done with introduction..Now it's STORY TIME!!Their relationship has been carried out underground without people knowing, we just gotta say they are simply unfortunate, because nothing in this world can escape our eyes. 

TFOTC always think that she has extremely good fashion sense, when she's actually a best example of fashion disaster. She bought white blue stripes' top which actually looks like some old woman's towel, it doesn't even qualify as a towel..Besides that, her makeup skills sux like hell. She smudged the whole black eyeshadow over her eyelids, which make her look like a so-not-hot vampire. And, wearing the siren red lipstick makes her look like a clown..Girl, I think you shall stop wearing clothes anymore, since you can get the attention you want, and stop the torture for poor US. Just like her name, The Flirt of The Century, she likes flirting with  guys. There's something that we wish to tell her here, all the guys whom u flirt with can be summarized in just one word, HIDEOUS...Just like TMSC. TMSC always have a thing for TFOTC..He always give her the love she wants, simply because he knows no other   girls in his world would want him.

Now you see, Ms TFOTC wouldn't really bother us if she didn't quite stick her misshapen nose into our lives so often. We really couldn't care less about blue towels and horrible eye make up.
You see, what really get us is the way she looks down aforesaid nose at everything and insults everybody.
THE CHEEK!
She makes stupid snide comments and lies ALL the time. Do you seriously think we were born yesterday??
How dare she insult us and call us names to our face and bitch about us to other people in front of us?!
Darling, there's a concept called hypocrisy...you bitch behind people's backs...learn it! Take it from us, it is what we excel at.



And TMSC. Goodness. His entire personality can be summed up in ONE word. 
DESPERATE.
Let me describe him to you. Short. Slightly pudgy. Has really sepet eyes with incredibly thick eyelashes which gives off the appearance of wearing mascara.
Now, mascara was sexy on Adam Lambert, but babes...TMSC ain't nowhere near Lambert-dom.
AND he steals our chocolate!
W. T. F?
And blimey, hes better than us at collecting gossip. He seems to know everything about everyone...and he doesn't tell, unless its for blackmail purposes. The weasel! So be careful who you tell your next secret to...what if its him?

Now the crux of the story.
TFOTC has had a steady boyfriend (TMSC's best friend, if you must know) for awhile now. Long story short, recently he talked about marriage, she freaked out. He got dumped.
Oh, the romance of it all!
The dude asked you to marry him...and less than two months later you're hitting on his best friend?
Smooth move.
And TMSC.
Well.
Would you date your best-friend's ex?


And we, we poor souls at IMU (a.k.a Idiotic Menaces United), have to bear with their gooey mushy lovey dovey-ness everyday during class.
They share their ipods, they share OUR chocolate, they share...everything?
How keeee-yewt. not.
Excuse us while we barf please.


And for the record, this is just introducing them to you.
Stay tuned, and remember those names! because we will be back.
With more dirt.
on Gossip Girls.



xoxo. ;)