Introducing : Three new characters
a) Lil' Miss Sunshine
b) Lil' Miss Perfect
C) The Slut (or the asshole ex-boyfriend, if you will)
Way back in '07, Lil' Miss Sunshine, Lil' Miss Perfect and The Slut's ex-gf were all really good friends.
But we've heard recently that both the Lil's Miss-es hadn't taken that much of a liking to each other. They had just been tolerating each other for the sake of the ex.
At some point, the ex, started dating The Slut. (thats how she became the ex)
Now The Slut wasn't slutty once he was in a relationship, so they got along pretty well. Including the parts where he tolerated those two stooges, but never really bothered being nice to them.
We'll spare you the details of the love story. They bore us anyway.
E.g. They went out, he cheated, they broke up, they went out again, they broke up again...you get the picture.
BUT
Recently the slut has gone to a land across the sea...and let me hear you guess who's already in that land across the sea??
Lil' Miss Sunshineee.
And what does she do the moment The Slut arrives??
Why she throws herself all over him of course! She drags him out partying (not that he would need much of an incentive for that anyway), dirty dances all over him...
....wait a minute, wasn't he her BEST FRIEND'S EX?
And, the darling darling girl just throws it in her friend's face by flirting with the guy all over facebook and spilling juicy details on her blog.
Oooh....don't we just love all that bitchiness.
Now, have we mentioned that Lil' Miss Perfect does not like Lil' Miss Sunshine?
No surree, she does not. So once she finds out that Lil' Miss Sunshine is all over The Slut, what does she do?
Does she run to their friend and tell her?
Noooooo. She goes all out for him too! SMS-es, lengthy emails...all the way from a not so far away land, also across the sea. Oh the dedication, the competitiveness...it just warms the cockles of our heart.
Where do we fit in in all this?
That's a secret we'll never tell.
xoxo
Gossip Girls
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