TSOO

Upon special request,

I am gonna caci one of those people from my uni now.

Let's call him The SELF -OBSESSED ONE (TSOO).

He gets jealous when he sees me doin quizzes on facebook.

And he will start calling me annoying.

WTF...does that bother you??

Hello, it's my life and I don't need you to approve whatever that I am doing.

And it's my facebook wall.

Not YOURS.

And you call liking every single person's posts NOT ANNOYING...

And you call me a busybody,

when you and your gang actually stalk and gossip about every single girl in the campus.

And you tried to act like a hot vampire,

due to your obsession about Twilight,

eww hell no, plz..

Anyway, you can be Robert Pattinson,

coz he sure as hell ugly to me~

The malnourished one...

And you freaking like to camwhore,

despite that you are a guy~

Bloody hell..

Stop acting cute, coz eventually,

you will stil FAIL~

No matter how hard you try.

So, FUCK OFF from my facebook wall!!!

Fed up of TSOO,

Gossip Girl(s)

Back with jokes

Old woman with a baby

With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65year old woman has a baby. All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family. When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says, "Not yet."

A little later they ask to see the baby again. Again the mother says, "Not yet."

Finally they say, "When can we see the baby?"

And the mother says, "When the baby cries."

So they ask, "Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?"

The new mother says, "I forgot where I put it."

Blonde questions answered

Q: Why do blondes look up and smile at the lightning?
A:  They think someone is taking their picture.

Q: Why do blondes have square breasts?
A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box!!

Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them,but never see any.

Q: Why can't blondes count to 70?
A: 69 is a bit mouthful.

Q: Why did a blonde put her finger on the nail before hammering?
A: Because the noise gave her a headache.

Hairspray

A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man,as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and got out to see what had become to the rabbit. Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead.

The driver felt so awful, he began to cry. A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying at the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.

"I feel terrible," he explained. "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."

The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over the limp, dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit.

Miracously the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two human and hopped down the road. 50years away, the rabbit stopped, turned around,waved and hopped down the road. Another 50yards, turned, waved and hopped another 50yards. The man was astonished. He couldn't figure out what substance could it be in that woman's spray can!!

He ran over to the woman and asked her," What is in your spray can? What did you spray onto that rabbit?"

The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label. It said: "Hairspray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent waves."

Panda

A panda walks into the bar and asks the bartenders for a meal.  When the meal finally arrives, he eats it quickly, then shoots a drunk, and leaves the bar. 

A patron walks over to the bartender and asks, " What was that all about?"

The bartender replies," Look up 'panda" in the dictionary, pal."

And so, the patron retrieves his Webster's dictionary from his coat pocket and looks up the word 'panda'.

"What's it say?"asks the bartender.

The patron replies with a grin," Eats shoots and leaves."

Briefcase

A surgeon was retiring from his long and rewarding career, as a specialist in circumcision. Throughout his career, he had saved the foreskins of his patients in specimen jars as momento, and now wished to fashion them into a souvenir. 

So, he brought his hundreds of specimens to the leathersmith, and asked him to craft an article of fine artistic quality. "I'll see what I can do," says the artisan, "Check back with me in one week."

The surgeon returned one week later, eager to see what magnificent article the leathersmith had made for him. The leathersmith presented him a wallet. 

"All those foreskins and you only make me a wallet?" exclaimed the surgeon.

The leathersmith replied, "Yes, but if you stroke it, it becomes a briefcase."

Puppy

Mom and Dad were taking young Billy for a walk through the park one sunny afternoon when all of a sudden, in the bushes a short distance away, Billy spots two dogs going at it. Billy says, " Dad, what are they doing?" The Dad responds after some quick thinking, "Why son, they're making a puppy."

Later that night, Billy was thirsty and got out of bed to get a glass of water. As he walked in his mum and dad's room, he heard some noise and looked in only to find them going at it. Billy shouts, "Daddy, what are you doing?" The father, quite embarassed, replies "Why Billy, we're making a baby." "Quick, turn her over..."declares Billy, "I want a puppy!"  

Hope you enjoy the jokes,

Gossip Girls

Call me THE EMO+EVIL GIRL

Sorry people,

I have not been blogging for 1 week,

because I am sick and am definitely not in good mood.

 I know I sound emo right now,

thou I hate emo bloggers.

 I shall spread my sadness around.

I wanna drag the whole world  to emo together with me.

Let's mourn for the people or whatever that you have lost for this 1 minute.

This old woman looks like she has lost everything in her life,

I feel so too.

Mari, we sama-sama emo together.

Fuck those bastards in my uni,

I don't give a damn anymore.

Come challenge me,

I fear nothing.

Let feelings of hatred grow in flames.

You all turn me into such person.

Beware,I may be around you,

tearing every single piece of  your flesh and your mind .

When you all realized,

it's already too late.

By the way,

I am getting sicker and sicker as days passed,

because of these stupid idiots that hurt me too much.

Nevermind,

now i shall recover as soon as possible,

and get back to my revenge plans.

I will live as a pure evil person starting from today.

I can't wait to be evil,

Gossip Girls

AHHH~

OH MY GOD!!!!

I lost my NUFFNANG thing on this blog when I login...

The thing wasn't there...

All my hopes,

all my great plans,

are gonna go crushing on ground.

WHAT DID I DO IN MY PAST LIFE??

Why do you have to treat me like this??

Why did you give me hope and destroy it?

Why,why and why??

I am not liking all these.

Why is making money so hard for me??

However,

I login for the 2nd time just now,

Phew~

luckily the nuffnang thing is still there...

scare me for what????

Blame this on my stupid internet connection..

DO NOT USE IZZI~

sux like hell...

dunno how many times i kena dc ady when my dad pay as usual...

SI bedebah izzi ini~

I wanna go for lunch now,

Gossip Girls

NUFFNANG

I just wasted my whole morning writing crap on this blog,

this is not the most frustrating part,

the frustrating part is where I spent my whole morning writing crap,

and when it was published,

3/4 of the post went disappeared.

I think it's because I am a computer iliterate..

It took me 1.5hours to advertise this NUFFNANG thing..

I thought that's the worst,

mana tau just now when I was writing this post wholeheartedly,

suddenly when I published,

like never publish before.

This is pissing me off...

But for you readers,

I shall bear with it..

Love needs sacrifice.

I know that.

So,hmm...

what did I say just now?

Lemme recall.

Ooooh...

I was talking about the NUFFNANG thing...

My co-blogger and I are desperate for money...

This blog may be insignificant to all of you,

but it means a lot to us,

coz it's gonna be our financial resource..

My co-blogger and I are extremely poor people,

and now we even have to rely on NUFFNANG to earn money.

My co-blogger doesn't have lunch for 90% of her days,

she's far too broke to buy lunch,
tidak berupaya untuk menampung keperluan sendiri yang paling basic. 
While I have my lunch everyday,
that doesn't mean that I am richer.
If you come and observe my food closely,
all I eat is tofu and vege.
That's why I look like one HOT VAMPIRE.
I know that doesn't make a link,
sorry I am too excited when I have this nuffnang thing.
I am gonna earn money,
it may be RM1000,RM10000, RM100000 OR MOREEE~
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA..

Thinking about it is already making me happy...

I bet my co-blogger is thinking what I am thinking,

I will go ask her for feedback later.

So, readers,

we have to rely on you,you and you,

you will be our financial support,

please support and advertise our blog as much as possible.

If my co-blogger and I make a huge profit,

we may come to a deal where each of our blog readers can get a 0.000001% of our total profit,

pretty worth it, right??

Damn a lot.

This is called one stone kill two birds,

we make money sama-sama.

So, please support this blog.

And, with my money,

I am gonna plot a terrorist plan to destroy my uni and all the people associated with it,

I am gonna make it look like a landslide instead of homicide,

I wanna rob them before they die.

And I bet people will believe it's a landslide because

my uni memang suka makan duit,

cut cost here and there...

And they build this plastic so called "I.AM.U".

with all my money...

And that's why I have to blog now to make money,

and this stupid uni make me suffer by recruiting extremely LAME and IDIOTIC people,

with no sense of humour..

The Lameness has been spreading around prevalently,

Thank god my co-blogger and I have partial immunity..

We somehow can't stop them,

there are too many of them..

So, more or less,

we will be slightly affected.

To save me and to help me carry out my plan and to make money,

people,

help us out by promoting this blog...

Thank you once again.

We need money desperately,

Gossip Girls

Appreciation...and debate.

Salam sejahtera saya ucapkan kepada pembaca-pembaca blog ini.

This is the co-blogger. I think I might as well keep that as my name from now on, I'm referred to as co-blogger so very often.
So yes, hello. :)
This post is merely to thank all of you for reading this blog, and for making our statistics increase drastically each and every day.
Pretty unexpected considering we aren't linked to that many blogs out there. And we have no advertisements.

The reason I do not blog as much as my colleague is merely because I'm the gossip monger. ;)
And as of right now, there doesn't seem to be much gossip floating around IMU circles.
'Tis been a quiet, scandal-free few weeks.

Speaking of IMU, Diwali Nite is tonight.
Whos going? We're still currently debating whether we should go watch our uni-mates jump around on stage and make fools of themselves to a horrible horrible selection of songs,
...or whether we should spend our time doing something more...shall we say, productive?
To go or not to go. Hmm.

We shall decide when we decide. ;)
Lau you guys!

You know you love us,

xoxo

Gossip Girls ;)

Hot Girl and Cinapek

Yesterday,

I went somewhere with someone who is close,

yet not so close to me,

Anyway,

I saw a HAWT gal there.

She's playing pool.

Aiya you know, the 6-holed table with 15 small, round, multi-coloured balls.

Then, people play by hitting the balls with processed wood into the holes.

Like that also syok,

Haihz...

Nowadays punya people fikiran memang bermasalah,

and I am one of them.

Back to my main topic,

that HAWT  gal's shorts was somewhat this length.

SEXY leh...

I tengok pun air liur meleleh~

I got no idea what is my sex tendency,

I just know that I kept staring at her.

She wearing low cut tube top somemore to play pool...

Fuiyoh,

her legs pun damn sexy...

Except the fact that she damn short,

and she needs that pair of gladiator style high heels to increase her legs' length.

Anyway,she still sexy la..

Wear like that go play pool,

guys get seduced,

girls get jealous,

she sure win punya ma...

See,she got brains and beauty.

I like =)

On the other hand,

got some other pro middle-aged Cinapek,

looks like some typical Cinapek only,

but never judge a book by its cover.

He was playing pool alone,

air yang tenang jangan disangka tak ada buaya,

when he's playing,

no one can beat him.

Whichever ball he hits, 100% masuk.

Tak de kebarangkalian 0%.

Must be some international player lor...

Pro like hell,

No wonder he's playing alone.

Coz no one else can beat him.

PRO CINAPEK.

Stalker of HOT GAL and CINAPEK.

Gossip Girls