Feeling HAWTT

Am so HAWTT till the extent where whichever living creature who comes near me will be burnt alive,

The sun has to hide and give way to me whenever I go on streets,

My fragrant body scent attracts butterflies,

Flowers get jealous of me,

Fugly girls get jealous of me,

Hot chics get jealous of me,

even Megan Fox envies me,

and Angeline Jolie calls me her sister.

Paris Hilton would just prefer to lock herself in her room,

when she sees me.

I hate it when I have to tell people that I am Hawt,

don't people have eyes to see??

Such retarded brains they have.
Such morons they are.

Isn't my hotness rising your temperature?

Want a kiss on my lips?

Wanna hold me by my hips?
Hey you,hands off me...
Do not approach me before you melt.

So am I,
a highly inflammable material.

Am on fire,

-gossip girls-

Wanting to kill

I am really, really , really sick of attention seekers in my uni.

There are self-obsessed people who can shoot million of videos about themselves.

And brag about unnecessary things like finish making a paper book cover.

Something small will be over over exaggerated,

to make themselves sound great,

Not to forget, 

to those idiots out there,

stop taking pictures and post them everywhere on facebook,

with the same freaking smile and stupid finger-in-cheeks poses.

You just look deformed in there.

Do you need someone to tell you that?

And screw your bloody make up,

it's like if it rains the amount of makeup you put on,

the land called Malaysia will tenggelam,

and sink to the underwater world.

All of us are gonna be petroleum or gas asli million years later.

And some mat sallehs will probably establish some modern SHTI

(Syarikat Hindia Timur Barat)

on our beloved sinked Malaysia.

It's such an eyesore,

when you have to look at people who are not hot,

but self perasan hottie,

each step they take in front of me,

I feel like pulling their hair all the way to the back till their necks break,

and chop their legs off.

Screw you,

please do not parade in front of me early in the morning.

My poor brain which is about to start analyze things,

will just turn off automatically,

and goes into malfunction,

the moment I sense you from thousand miles away.

Words can't describe it all,

I wish I can slash you all to death, with this.

And I will start by scratching your face with my biggest force,

until I get satisfied...

And hand you a mirror,

so you can die by seeing yourself.

I love to torture people.

People who are deserved to be tortured.

The ultimate torturer,

-Gossip Girls-

I can't take it ANYMORE

Things and people around me are driving me crazy~

I am fed up of seeing fake and emo people,

and people who think that they themselves are very great.

I hate myself for not being cruel enough,

for not being evil enough.

I can't stand those bitches anymore.

Fake people,

who suck up to people who has the most attention.

People using each other.

People who show emo face inappropriately during inappropriate time,at inappropriate places,

in front of irrelevant people to the reason of his or her emoness.

And, wear on that stupid fucking smiling shining face when they are in good mood,

posing in front of the camera,

with different kind of self-thought cute but publicly recognized annoying poses.

I felt like puking.

I wish I can just say that right in front of their faces.

I am freaking fed up of all these.

What has happened to the world today??

Can't the world produce perfect people like us???

Can't the world build rehabilitation centres for these stupid people??

Now I know why is there a serious economy downturn.

Speaking about my uni ppl,

seriously gone case...

Msia will be undergoing recession again, again, again and again...

With the presence of my uni ppl.

I guarantee you.

100% guaranteed.

This is what I am gonna do soon or later.

To burn fake and emo people alive,

and leave no remains.

Let my hatred vanish while the fire burns.

(Fed Up)er,

-Gossip Girls-

We Hate Emo People

For the record, this post isn't about flaming people who dress according to the emo style/look/fashion/wtv. 

We like these people. They're hot.

What we are flaming in today's post are people who are emo in terms of personality.

We hate people who walk around with long faces and blame everyone else for everything.

If you're in a bad mood about something, don't take it out on other people.

No one deserves to be someone else's punching bag.

If you come and tell us why you're emo, we'll listen.

If you come and show face to us and project your anger about something else on us, we'd just walk away.

None of us deserve to be treated like that.

Buy a fucking punching bag or go scream into your pillow. Maybe that way you might actually end up keeping what little friends you have.

In hope of an emo-less idiot-free world, 

xoxo

Gossip Girls

The Wrath of a Mighty Demi-God

Apologies for abandoning this blog for so long.

I've been busy.

They should create a new commandment.

'Thou shalt not pile workload on awesome beings'

It really is a sin.

They give me work. WORK.

When what they really should be doing is waiting on me hand and foot and fanning me with those big peacock-feather fans.

They should acknowledge me as their ruler, their highness, the epitome of all that is great.

But nooooooo, they make ME work.

They will be punished in the afterlife. No redemption.

Best part is, after all the work that I did, they can ask me. ME. to come back the next day and help out with other people's workload.

Well, excuse me.

Do I fucking look like Mother Theresa?!

DO I LOOK LIKE I WANT TO HELP PEOPLE DO WORK THEY SHOULD HAVE FINISHED THEMSELVES?!

I can completely understand how they couldn't finish their work.

Lesser beings are not known for their speed.

But for someone the level of my doormat to ask ME to do their work for them
...someone call Zeus. Imma need his thunderbolts.

You'd better acknowledge my greatness or I'll shoot you, 

xoxo,

Gossip Girls.

t.o.a.d

I hate fat people who dress up inappropriately.

Looks like just got raped. 

And the victim is not even pretty.

I know you are fat,

but there are lots of clothes with sufficient cloth,

Dun wear something that you can't fit in,

and make yourself look like a wrapped fat mummy.

I am sick of you blogging about yourself being awesome,

and smart,

when you are a 100% failure in everything.

Even if you get the highest average in your class before,

It's not that you are smart,

it's just that your ex-classmates are just as stupid as you.

Stop telling people you are gonna do two courses at a time,

screw you,

I can do actuarial science and engineering when I am studying medic too.

And I can excel in everything if you think you are the only one.

Go look at the mirror before you praise yourself to godlike level.

I am sick of ignorant people like you.

Am pissed,

-gossip girls-